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Days Demotivational Poster


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683
Ramen


PROZAC -




MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sound

Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am, #220695
4.95, really... jerks


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am, #140500
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am, #127435
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - THANKSGIVING NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE MY PANTS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by concern3

PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am, #240818
An embarrassed LOL here. :)


AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good


TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am, #252567
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm, #233880
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm, #233859
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm, #233858
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm, #233857
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am, #233842
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am, #233841
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm, #252378
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252377
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm, #220746
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am, #220726
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am, #220725
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am, #220698
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am, #220697
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am, #220686
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am, #220681
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm, #220667
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #220666
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm, #220664

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm, #220662
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220661
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220660
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #220659
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm, #253487
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am, #247237
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm, #221547
5L.
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am, #221465
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am, #221464
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am, #221459
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm, #221454
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5


REMINISCING -




BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them




WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am, #235362
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm, #235360
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:18 am, #226126
d*** I was born to late. -__-
Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm, #198213
I did get in trouble when I tied the neighbor kid to a tree once. That's because I went home for lunch. 5/5
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm, #198195
Classic!!!


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm, #234907
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am, #234612
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm, #234597
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?




ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am, #25278
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm, #25152
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm, #25132
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am, #19140
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am, #19137
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am, #19083
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am, #19044
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am, #19039
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am, #19038
(Great.)


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




EASTER - MY BUTT HURTS WHAT




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MERRY XMAS - GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS WHY IT'S OK FOR SANTA TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.73/5


MERRY XMAS - AREN'T WE FORGETTING THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS YOU KNOW THE BIRTH OF SANTA


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.12/5
STP - December 13, 2013, 3:29 pm, #251527
@PMsniper: Some think "Xmas" is an attempt to take Christ from Christmas, but it isn't. The "X" is actually the Greek letter "chi" and is the first letter of "Christ" in Greek.
Zetmonk - December 20, 2012, 6:33 am, #241677
I'm sorry, this is truly offensive and brilliantly observant of the current state of affairs. That, in my books, makes it funny as hell! 5L
MPsniper - December 20, 2012, 5:15 am, #241676
just what is "xmas"? isnt the holiday known as "Christmas"?


BP -


TAGS: bp gentle glide for those heavy flow days
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:48 am, #239211
In "Light Days", "Regular" and "Stuck Pig".
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:26 pm, #180718
AMSOMEEEE!!! 5 large boxes of pads for you!


ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am, #256800
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm, #256798
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am, #256796
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


HAPPY LABOR DAY - THIS YEARS COMPANY PICNIC WILL BE HELD IN MEXICO WHERE THE JOB WENT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.5/5


NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS - 5 days sober Keep it up Whitney




MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by CANADA

WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm, #118105
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm, #118064
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am, #116149
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am, #116146
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am, #116144
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am, #116143
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am, #116142
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm, #114656
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


PHYDEAUX -


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am, #190486
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am, #190485
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am, #190480
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am, #190477
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am, #190469
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am, #190460
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm, #231253

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am, #231207
nice vice...very nice


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am, #211421

love it


DEAR PINOCCHIO -




Retirement -


TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am, #249242
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am, #249241
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am, #249240
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


home for the holidays -




RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #241503
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm, #241502
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm, #241496
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241488
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


RALPH DIDN'T ANTICIPATE - that the Nguyen family down the street had a radio controlled SAM


TAGS: just like the old days
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 4:06 am, #170561
onths later, and this one STILL TOTALLY cracks me up Airman. Amsome.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:36 pm, #157893
Beautiful.
TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:05 pm, #156171
I'm going to go to Hell for giving this one 5L but...
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:19 pm, #156146
Time to call in some Wild Weasels and bomb the Nguyens back into the hills! 5 Ack-Ack Lions!
Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #156000
thanks guys.. that one was fun to make
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:59 pm, #155994
Nice work Airman, 5Ls.
Mr. Shiny - February 3, 2010, 5:19 pm, #155976
Definitely an instant favorite. 5.
phydeaux - February 3, 2010, 11:34 am, #155924
Outstanding! 5L and added to my fav's!


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm, #202535
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am, #202479
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.


ENLIGHTMENT -


TAGS: rerun college days
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:31 am, #215802
And continued with the interaction between the Seleucid and the Ptolemaic dynasties. We could both go on. (Sheesh. Mine is a largely wasted life. Yours?)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:27 pm, #215636

and it all started with the death of Alexander the Great...I could go on


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149773
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am, #132060
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm, #76481
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me


TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Sam

jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm, #100593
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm, #42165
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm, #42085
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years


RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!


TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am, #118012
FAT-BOY!!


I no longer care for normality -


TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm, #255452
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm, #255451

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm, #255449
love it, had to fav this one!


HAPPY NEW YEAR - CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS AND REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS




INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm, #247018
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm, #241334
Nice one Ug!


Two Most Important Days -




PAINFUL MEMORIES -


TAGS: are sweeter than sunny days
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Bull

Flex - July 13, 2012, 11:37 am, #237219
Someone has been listening to Halestorm.
noiretnopal - June 27, 2012, 10:16 pm, #236705
sorry,a little boring
GaryO - June 24, 2012, 9:08 pm, #236589
Well, I can’t read a dang word, but if Sho 5L’d it, and Bull created it, it’s got to be hilariously morbid/creepy. So, 5L for the ghost and the darkness…and I now sip a celebration to my blind loyalties….cheers, El Grande Toro.
Sho - June 24, 2012, 3:45 pm, #236575
5L


Google maps -




WE EACH HAVE A TURN -




PLAYING DOCTOR - Ah... the innocence of youth




SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am, #240318
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


THESE DAYS IT SEEMS - No matter where in the world I am a brother just can't catch a break!


TAGS: days break boy police
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:51 pm, #235639
I know but thanks for the 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:05 am, #235615
That'5 funny! Sad, but funny.


I HATE MONDAYS - the only thing everybody agrees on




PIMP DOWN!! - Call Nie WA Wa! Call Nie WA WA!! SOMEBODY CALL THE AUTHORITRAYS!!




LIFE -


TAGS: life happy sad days mariand
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by mariand

tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:43 pm, #231866
Awesome Mariand!
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:41 pm, #231865
fair haired brothers and mothers, like a ref seein’ only the last hit of a skirmish…..
Verdeckt - March 22, 2012, 3:30 pm, #231839
Don't forget to post this one to Moti-Twist as well


PROGRESS -


TAGS: old days life past simplicity
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:45 pm, #186528
Very nice.
BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 9:08 am, #186307
I would call that a vengeful person. My wife is like that...she just stores stuff away in the back of her mind until opportunity knocks and BANG!


MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




BACK IN THE 50S -


TAGS: those were the days
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 8:59 pm, #176385
Thanks guys for the kudos
Airman - May 17, 2010, 1:55 pm, #176330
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 4:22 pm, #176102
Amsome!!!
sickartist - May 15, 2010, 9:07 am, #176077
Why I am still alive (and don't have a criminal record) is amazing 5L
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am, #176073
'twas a simpler time. 5


MONDAY NIGHTMARES - no its not a mug shot I just need a damn coffee...




CASUAL FRIDAYS: - thanks to some people, uniforms must be mandatory.


TAGS: casual fridays
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by skippy

moooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 7:42 pm, #79259
I hope that's sarcasm.
Kii - May 10, 2009, 2:45 pm, #79226
Hilarious! Very clever caption.


CALENDAR - Your days are numbered.




ya hear me?? -


TAGS: early days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - July 15, 2014, 6:51 am, #255726
Yeah, Pwissy. That piqued my interest as well. Maybe Airman has a notion, or Sho.
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:52 pm, #255719
Was having a great laugh until the WTF 5L moment...whose eyeball is that? You listening to me Uggie!?!


End Of The Day -


TAGS: days end worst angry odd sunset revenge cat neighbours
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:56 am, #254023
Bahaha...first good chuckle of the day, thanks.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am, #254012
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am, #254011
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:25 am, #254008
Is that an April Fool's Day joke?
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 6:18 am, #253992
So glad you're back!


Merry Christmas -


TAGS: u2 holidays death christmas
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:39 am, #251720

deep & poignent.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 8:35 am, #251719
Heavy Stuff .


Vintage Photo -


TAGS: the early days of motoring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

rerun - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm, #250562

Ug was the enabler. This was during proahabition....good moonshine
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm, #250559
Bahaha..I mean teehee. Nice uggie.


~fridays~ -




WELL LOOKIE HERE -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 8, 2010, 5:03 pm, #192866

fan-fivetastic
Airman - September 8, 2010, 4:58 pm, #192864
thanks Space. Great Starfish by the way.. really good
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:53 pm, #192861
Excellent Airman. 5L
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:58 pm, #192838
That wasn't a p*** thing, that was a "Someone ripped me off for some d*** ketchup" thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:52 pm, #192837
Really?....hasn't the p*** joke played itself out?.....don't be a 1 trick pony.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:48 pm, #192836
Then........Why did it cost so much? I had to take a loan out against my van to buy it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:46 pm, #192835
Nope....regular catsup....you can buy it anywhere.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:44 pm, #192834
Special Ketchup
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:42 pm, #192833
It's ketchup....you can buy it anywhere.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:41 pm, #192832
Can I have my special Tabasco back? I'm having a BBQ over at Faceplant's and need it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:20 pm, #192826
The one you guys "spit roasted"?....I'm still tying to forget that.


MERRY XMAS - THIS YEAR I'M GIVING MY KIDS BATTERIES TOYS NOT INCLUDED


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.9/5
CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 11:28 am, #241405
"Toys Not Included" could be an ad slogan for Duracell, Energizer, etc.


YESTERYEAR -


TAGS: tradition old days ww3 mankind peace
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:41 am, #195469
Si
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:06 am, #195461
did you learn that at your naturalization classes El Doofus?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:54 am, #195459
Although the right for all citizens to vote was on PAPER that long ago, it wasn't until 1965 that the more racist states were forced to allow them to vote... which, up until then, they still weren't allowed onto the voting sites. Doofus.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:52 am, #195458
And for any other morons with only a kindergarten level history education, The National Voting Rights Act was legislated in 1965, legally disallowing voter discrimination practices that were active against african-americans in several states.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:23 am, #195455
I'm a doofus? Since I'm a bit out-dated, let me ask you this.... would a doofus be able to ban you? Let's see...
forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:49 am, #195448
But Ice, he hasn't produced any posters til now?!? Ah... I see...
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:29 am, #195429
Ah yes, I see you have a firm grasp of humor. It is evident by the amount of quality posters you have produced.
Ponjiu Kublic - September 25, 2010, 12:19 am, #195427
You're only 100 YEARS OFF. It was 1865, doofus


Rebels will change your fate -




EMPOWERED -


TAGS: a different take on yesterdays poster
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:02 pm, #188923
LMAO!!!
Airman - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188871
LOL
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:08 pm, #188864
220, 221..whatever...brillant use of pic and text...you crazt dog you....5+L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:04 pm, #188862
AMSOMLY AMAZING SPACE!! (yes i yelled that) 5L!!!!!!!!


NOSTALGIA -




hot rod rerun -




AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.




MEMBERS WISH LISTS -


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am, #241603
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm, #241593
Looooooool
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm, #241592
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.


Hit Snooze -




CD COLLECTIONS - In this day and age, where people would rather buy the single on the internet instead of the album, the great cd collections of our fathers have go unappreciated. Now, if I can just get him to include it in the will, I’ll be set


TAGS: music old days dad die
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 4, 2011, 7:06 am, #222415
wait drugs are bad...whoops
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:28 am, #222411
I only have a few dozen records but they include Pink Floyd, Led Zep and Emerson Lake and Palmer - and they say drugs are bad
caveman - August 3, 2011, 8:15 pm, #222393
trust me the record collection in my house is vastly larger than the cd's
GySgt1811 - August 3, 2011, 1:34 pm, #222384
Go weep for yourselves. I have 1723 round, flat black ones - with a little hole in the center. (Some have "78" written on them.) When my "Rec-O-Cut" with the diamond "Shure" dies...so do I. (Sorta like Dorian Grey, no doubt.)
caveman - August 3, 2011, 11:04 am, #222377
i have people working undercover all over the place
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 10:57 am, #222376
Holy crap Caveman, how did you get in my house to take this? cd5 to you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:18 am, #222366
Bad memories. I had to inventory mine years back (500+). They're all collecting dust now - Thanks Apple!


Heaven Knows -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING - ONE REASON I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS IS TO BEAT THE THANKSGIVING TRAFFIC


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.67/5


MALL SHOPPING -




premonitions -


TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am, #251838
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm, #251817

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.


WHEN AGGY VISITS CUBBY - there are no curfews


TAGS: 4 days max
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:19 am, #189315
I noticed. LoL!
rerun - August 13, 2010, 11:18 am, #189314

we scared "IT" away....
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:12 am, #189310
Tribute! Wait for it...


GRIEF -




Popular Gimmicks -


TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by motifayk

RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm, #247452
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm, #247409
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm, #247394
TOASTY!


BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1) 13 years old on a kiddie ride 2) stupid haircut 3) eating a cup of worms 4) only friend talking on his cell ignoring me Yeah, these are the days




d a y -




MERRY XMAS - SANTA HAS BEEN READING MY POSTERS I'M GETTING A DICSHUNARY FOR XMAS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.33/5


I ADMIT -




RONSART -


TAGS: man we all have problems some days
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm, #166661
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm, #166655
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm, #166622
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #166620
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L


OH, I'M NOT A DOCTOR... -


TAGS: joey tribbiani friends days of our lives dr drake ramorey axed
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by steph1

DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 7:54 am, #215557
What ever happened to him he had a spin off then....poof just disappeared....
crankyhead - March 3, 2011, 6:52 am, #213472
how YOU doin? lol


HAPPY NEW YEAR - MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO BECOME EVEN LESS FRIENDLY


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.2/5
Oiler - January 10, 2013, 4:39 pm, #242354
Not too many guys ever made her unhappy........twice.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES... - My 5th Birthday Party... The presents... The cake... The clown... Being introduced to my REAL dad...


TAGS: birthdays no my mom was not like that the joke is only for the motifake
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:16 am, #164748
The Tree!! with the BIG funny!! 5L


EASTER - 120 MILLION LBS OF CANDY SOLD FOR EASTER JESUS SHOULD COME BACK AS A DENTIST




AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.




I GET NO KICK FROM CHAMPAGNE - GRAIN ALCOHOL DOESN'T THRILL ME AT ALL.


TAGS: rodeo days
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by ughomer



THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again




Due to the Economic Collapse -




GOOD -


TAGS: some days it is just like that
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:51 pm, #127010
I thought we did? Or should we translate the cheesier stuff?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:36 pm, #126993
Jumpin' jimeny! How many posters are on this site now??? Are we to remember EVERY pic used? As long as they aren't copying your same text...Let. It. Go.
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 6:10 pm, #126989
c'est mon fromage ici mon frère! I thought that we decide long ago that using an others pic was no biggy Wit...c'est la vie!


OTC RUBS IT IN - Poor MOrd3KaI




THE GOOD OL DAYS -


TAGS: good ol days
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bull



TJ HOOKER - Sorry ladies; he's not a prostitute. But he will do anything for money these days.




JUMP THE SHARK - I don't think you've quite grasped the concept...


TAGS: october challenge shark happy days and the fonz
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MarineAV - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm, #124925
Is that a SCUBA diving santa, riding a bike around sharks?


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