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Days Demotivational Poster


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


PROZAC -




MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sound

Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am
4.95, really... jerks


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING - THANKSGIVING NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE MY PANTS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by concern3

PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am
An embarrassed LOL here. :)


AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good


TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: sparrow days
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.
ozinusa123456 - July 2, 2013, 9:29 am
George Harrison from the beatles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2011, 9:03 pm
5L.
ICEMAN - July 17, 2011, 1:50 am
What do we win should we get it right? An autographed bevnap from Yoko?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:35 am
"Strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma." Who said that? I mean other than me just now?
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:10 am
Thanks man. Take'r eeese.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:49 pm
Always enjoy hearing the voice of experience. 5


REMINISCING -




BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them




WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


The Olden Days -




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:18 am
d*** I was born to late. -__-
Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
I did get in trouble when I tied the neighbor kid to a tree once. That's because I went home for lunch. 5/5
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Classic!!!


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED - That Monday's just seem to strangle the life out of you ?




ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




EASTER - MY BUTT HURTS WHAT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by concern3

nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:40 am
Cohen'ss Masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlu2z2gkhhI
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:37 am
The Wild Bunny - Sander Cohen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUeBKC-1oaY Thank you.


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


MERRY XMAS - GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING TO YOUR KIDS WHY IT'S OK FOR SANTA TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.73/5


MERRY XMAS - AREN'T WE FORGETTING THE TRUE MEANING OF XMAS YOU KNOW THE BIRTH OF SANTA


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.12/5
STP - December 13, 2013, 3:29 pm
@PMsniper: Some think "Xmas" is an attempt to take Christ from Christmas, but it isn't. The "X" is actually the Greek letter "chi" and is the first letter of "Christ" in Greek.
Zetmonk - December 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I'm sorry, this is truly offensive and brilliantly observant of the current state of affairs. That, in my books, makes it funny as hell! 5L
MPsniper - December 20, 2012, 5:15 am
just what is "xmas"? isnt the holiday known as "Christmas"?


To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


BP -


TAGS: bp gentle glide for those heavy flow days
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:48 am
In "Light Days", "Regular" and "Stuck Pig".
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
AMSOMEEEE!!! 5 large boxes of pads for you!


ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




HAPPY LABOR DAY - THIS YEARS COMPANY PICNIC WILL BE HELD IN MEXICO WHERE THE JOB WENT


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.5/5


NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS - 5 days sober Keep it up Whitney




MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by CANADA

WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


PHYDEAUX -


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


DEAR PINOCCHIO -




Retirement -


TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


home for the holidays -




RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


RALPH DIDN'T ANTICIPATE - that the Nguyen family down the street had a radio controlled SAM


TAGS: just like the old days
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 4:06 am
onths later, and this one STILL TOTALLY cracks me up Airman. Amsome.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:36 pm
Beautiful.
TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:05 pm
I'm going to go to Hell for giving this one 5L but...
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
Time to call in some Wild Weasels and bomb the Nguyens back into the hills! 5 Ack-Ack Lions!
Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
thanks guys.. that one was fun to make
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:59 pm
Nice work Airman, 5Ls.
Mr. Shiny - February 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Definitely an instant favorite. 5.
phydeaux - February 3, 2010, 11:34 am
Outstanding! 5L and added to my fav's!


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.


ENLIGHTMENT -


TAGS: rerun college days
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:31 am
And continued with the interaction between the Seleucid and the Ptolemaic dynasties. We could both go on. (Sheesh. Mine is a largely wasted life. Yours?)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:27 pm

and it all started with the death of Alexander the Great...I could go on


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me


TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years


RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!


TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am
FAT-BOY!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR - CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS AND REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS




I no longer care for normality -


TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


Two Most Important Days -




PAINFUL MEMORIES -


TAGS: are sweeter than sunny days
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Bull

Flex - July 13, 2012, 11:37 am
Someone has been listening to Halestorm.
noiretnopal - June 27, 2012, 10:16 pm
sorry,a little boring
GaryO - June 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
Well, I can’t read a dang word, but if Sho 5L’d it, and Bull created it, it’s got to be hilariously morbid/creepy. So, 5L for the ghost and the darkness…and I now sip a celebration to my blind loyalties….cheers, El Grande Toro.
Sho - June 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
5L


Google maps -




WE EACH HAVE A TURN -




PLAYING DOCTOR - Ah... the innocence of youth




SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


THESE DAYS IT SEEMS - No matter where in the world I am a brother just can't catch a break!


TAGS: days break boy police
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:51 pm
I know but thanks for the 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:05 am
That'5 funny! Sad, but funny.


I HATE MONDAYS - the only thing everybody agrees on




PIMP DOWN!! - Call Nie WA Wa! Call Nie WA WA!! SOMEBODY CALL THE AUTHORITRAYS!!




LIFE -


TAGS: life happy sad days mariand
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by mariand

tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:43 pm
Awesome Mariand!
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:41 pm
fair haired brothers and mothers, like a ref seein’ only the last hit of a skirmish…..
Verdeckt - March 22, 2012, 3:30 pm
Don't forget to post this one to Moti-Twist as well


PROGRESS -


TAGS: old days life past simplicity
Rating: 4.57/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:45 pm
Very nice.
BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 9:08 am
I would call that a vengeful person. My wife is like that...she just stores stuff away in the back of her mind until opportunity knocks and BANG!


MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




BACK IN THE 50S -


TAGS: those were the days
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 8:59 pm
Thanks guys for the kudos
Airman - May 17, 2010, 1:55 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 4:22 pm
Amsome!!!
sickartist - May 15, 2010, 9:07 am
Why I am still alive (and don't have a criminal record) is amazing 5L
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
'twas a simpler time. 5


MONDAY NIGHTMARES - no its not a mug shot I just need a damn coffee...




CASUAL FRIDAYS: - thanks to some people, uniforms must be mandatory.


TAGS: casual fridays
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by skippy

moooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 7:42 pm
I hope that's sarcasm.
Kii - May 10, 2009, 2:45 pm
Hilarious! Very clever caption.


CALENDAR - Your days are numbered.




ya hear me?? -


TAGS: early days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - July 15, 2014, 6:51 am
Yeah, Pwissy. That piqued my interest as well. Maybe Airman has a notion, or Sho.
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:52 pm
Was having a great laugh until the WTF 5L moment...whose eyeball is that? You listening to me Uggie!?!


End Of The Day -


TAGS: days end worst angry odd sunset revenge cat neighbours
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:56 am
Bahaha...first good chuckle of the day, thanks.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:25 am
Is that an April Fool's Day joke?
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 6:18 am
So glad you're back!


Merry Christmas -


TAGS: u2 holidays death christmas
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:39 am

deep & poignent.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 8:35 am
Heavy Stuff .


Vintage Photo -


TAGS: the early days of motoring
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

rerun - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm

Ug was the enabler. This was during proahabition....good moonshine
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm
Bahaha..I mean teehee. Nice uggie.


~fridays~ -




WELL LOOKIE HERE -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 8, 2010, 5:03 pm

fan-fivetastic
Airman - September 8, 2010, 4:58 pm
thanks Space. Great Starfish by the way.. really good
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:53 pm
Excellent Airman. 5L
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
That wasn't a p*** thing, that was a "Someone ripped me off for some d*** ketchup" thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
Really?....hasn't the p*** joke played itself out?.....don't be a 1 trick pony.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:48 pm
Then........Why did it cost so much? I had to take a loan out against my van to buy it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
Nope....regular catsup....you can buy it anywhere.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:44 pm
Special Ketchup
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:42 pm
It's ketchup....you can buy it anywhere.
Chompers - September 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
Can I have my special Tabasco back? I'm having a BBQ over at Faceplant's and need it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:20 pm
The one you guys "spit roasted"?....I'm still tying to forget that.


MERRY XMAS - THIS YEAR I'M GIVING MY KIDS BATTERIES TOYS NOT INCLUDED


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.9/5
CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 11:28 am
"Toys Not Included" could be an ad slogan for Duracell, Energizer, etc.


YESTERYEAR -


TAGS: tradition old days ww3 mankind peace
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 11:41 am
Si
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:06 am
did you learn that at your naturalization classes El Doofus?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:54 am
Although the right for all citizens to vote was on PAPER that long ago, it wasn't until 1965 that the more racist states were forced to allow them to vote... which, up until then, they still weren't allowed onto the voting sites. Doofus.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:52 am
And for any other morons with only a kindergarten level history education, The National Voting Rights Act was legislated in 1965, legally disallowing voter discrimination practices that were active against african-americans in several states.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:23 am
I'm a doofus? Since I'm a bit out-dated, let me ask you this.... would a doofus be able to ban you? Let's see...
forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:49 am
But Ice, he hasn't produced any posters til now?!? Ah... I see...
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:29 am
Ah yes, I see you have a firm grasp of humor. It is evident by the amount of quality posters you have produced.
Ponjiu Kublic - September 25, 2010, 12:19 am
You're only 100 YEARS OFF. It was 1865, doofus


Rebels will change your fate -




EMPOWERED -


TAGS: a different take on yesterdays poster
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:02 pm
LMAO!!!
Airman - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:08 pm
220, 221..whatever...brillant use of pic and text...you crazt dog you....5+L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:04 pm
AMSOMLY AMAZING SPACE!! (yes i yelled that) 5L!!!!!!!!


NOSTALGIA -




hot rod rerun -




AIMING HIGH - The neighbors son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so sharp in his valet parking attendant uniform.




MEMBERS WISH LISTS -


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm
Looooooool
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.


Hit Snooze -




CD COLLECTIONS - In this day and age, where people would rather buy the single on the internet instead of the album, the great cd collections of our fathers have go unappreciated. Now, if I can just get him to include it in the will, I’ll be set


TAGS: music old days dad die
Rating: 4.7/5

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caveman - August 4, 2011, 7:06 am
wait drugs are bad...whoops
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:28 am
I only have a few dozen records but they include Pink Floyd, Led Zep and Emerson Lake and Palmer - and they say drugs are bad
caveman - August 3, 2011, 8:15 pm
trust me the record collection in my house is vastly larger than the cd's
GySgt1811 - August 3, 2011, 1:34 pm
Go weep for yourselves. I have 1723 round, flat black ones - with a little hole in the center. (Some have "78" written on them.) When my "Rec-O-Cut" with the diamond "Shure" dies...so do I. (Sorta like Dorian Grey, no doubt.)
caveman - August 3, 2011, 11:04 am
i have people working undercover all over the place
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 10:57 am
Holy crap Caveman, how did you get in my house to take this? cd5 to you
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:18 am
Bad memories. I had to inventory mine years back (500+). They're all collecting dust now - Thanks Apple!


Heaven Knows -




HAPPY THANKSGIVING - ONE REASON I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS IS TO BEAT THE THANKSGIVING TRAFFIC


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.67/5


MALL SHOPPING -




premonitions -


TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.


WHEN AGGY VISITS CUBBY - there are no curfews


TAGS: 4 days max
Rating: 4.53/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:19 am
I noticed. LoL!
rerun - August 13, 2010, 11:18 am

we scared "IT" away....
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:12 am
Tribute! Wait for it...


GRIEF -




Popular Gimmicks -


TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm
TOASTY!


BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1) 13 years old on a kiddie ride 2) stupid haircut 3) eating a cup of worms 4) only friend talking on his cell ignoring me Yeah, these are the days




d a y -




MERRY XMAS - SANTA HAS BEEN READING MY POSTERS I'M GETTING A DICSHUNARY FOR XMAS


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.33/5


I ADMIT -




RONSART -


TAGS: man we all have problems some days
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L


OH, I'M NOT A DOCTOR... -


TAGS: joey tribbiani friends days of our lives dr drake ramorey axed
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by steph1

DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 7:54 am
What ever happened to him he had a spin off then....poof just disappeared....
crankyhead - March 3, 2011, 6:52 am
how YOU doin? lol


HAPPY NEW YEAR - MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO BECOME EVEN LESS FRIENDLY


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.2/5
Oiler - January 10, 2013, 4:39 pm
Not too many guys ever made her unhappy........twice.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES... - My 5th Birthday Party... The presents... The cake... The clown... Being introduced to my REAL dad...


TAGS: birthdays no my mom was not like that the joke is only for the motifake
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:16 am
The Tree!! with the BIG funny!! 5L


EASTER - 120 MILLION LBS OF CANDY SOLD FOR EASTER JESUS SHOULD COME BACK AS A DENTIST




AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.




I GET NO KICK FROM CHAMPAGNE - GRAIN ALCOHOL DOESN'T THRILL ME AT ALL.


TAGS: rodeo days
Rating: 3.92/5

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THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again




Due to the Economic Collapse -




GOOD -


TAGS: some days it is just like that
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:51 pm
I thought we did? Or should we translate the cheesier stuff?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:36 pm
Jumpin' jimeny! How many posters are on this site now??? Are we to remember EVERY pic used? As long as they aren't copying your same text...Let. It. Go.
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 6:10 pm
c'est mon fromage ici mon frère! I thought that we decide long ago that using an others pic was no biggy Wit...c'est la vie!


OTC RUBS IT IN - Poor MOrd3KaI




THE GOOD OL DAYS -


TAGS: good ol days
Rating: 3.33/5

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